Oh boiled shrimp, why are you so boring?
Fried shrimp scoff at you.
Hush puppies won't hang out in the same basket.
Your only friend, cocktail sauce.
Maybe it's because you taste so very blah.
And look so very meh.
Why must you torment me with your health benefits?
Your high protein to carb ratio.....
Your uncannily low point value.....
You are the best and worst option, in one slimy bite.
Fried shrimp scoff at you.
Hush puppies won't hang out in the same basket.
Your only friend, cocktail sauce.
Maybe it's because you taste so very blah.
And look so very meh.
Why must you torment me with your health benefits?
Your high protein to carb ratio.....
Your uncannily low point value.....
You are the best and worst option, in one slimy bite.
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