First day of Weight Watchers.
The plan itself is ingenious---convert a thousand or so calories into a handful of points so that our little minds can comprehend what we are eating in a day. Makes total sense.
The meetings--less so.
Now, I've sworn up and down to give the meetings a chance. So, I will. HOWEVER, I am honestly not sure how much I can take of AA for fat people.
I was pretty convinced that the primary torture would be in the form of a weigh in. Think-- "I starved myself for a week while elliptical-ing non stop...how in the hell did I end up 2 pounds up."
Nope. Definitely not the worst part. The portion that makes me want to rip my ears off is the sharing. I TRULY do not care what the stranger next to me did with her Thanksgiving leftovers. Nor do I have any delusions that the stranger cares that I somehow managed to not have even one sip of adult beverage this T-day (and a cheer goes up in the crowd).
I suppose I could look at it as motivation to take this freakin weight off so that I can get the dickens out of here!
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Oh, man...I am laughing out loud at this post. Too Funny!
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