Well, it's official. I am an over achiever.
Apparently, the average cruise traveler gains 5 lbs a week while on the high seas. In a not so shocking turn of events, I managed to best that..by 100%. That's right--10 lbs in 7 days. Do I get a gold star or something?
Clearly time to get back to real life.
And by real life, I DO NOT mean the "wedding diet." If I am asked if I am on a "wedding diet" one more time, I will, I dunno...do something that represents how annoyed I am.
Changing my lifestyle habits to squeeze into a white dress for 4 hours that will only look good on a size 4 anyway, seems futile, stupid, and maddening.
Resuming my lifestyle change so that I get to live a long, full life with my soonish-to-be-husband seems to make much more sense. A better motivator.
That yard long frozen drink thing that somehow appeared in my hand a couple of times over sure was tasty, though......
Apparently, the average cruise traveler gains 5 lbs a week while on the high seas. In a not so shocking turn of events, I managed to best that..by 100%. That's right--10 lbs in 7 days. Do I get a gold star or something?
Clearly time to get back to real life.
And by real life, I DO NOT mean the "wedding diet." If I am asked if I am on a "wedding diet" one more time, I will, I dunno...do something that represents how annoyed I am.
Changing my lifestyle habits to squeeze into a white dress for 4 hours that will only look good on a size 4 anyway, seems futile, stupid, and maddening.
Resuming my lifestyle change so that I get to live a long, full life with my soonish-to-be-husband seems to make much more sense. A better motivator.
That yard long frozen drink thing that somehow appeared in my hand a couple of times over sure was tasty, though......
